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Happy Earth Day, Bitches

April 22nd, 2008 by Evil Carbon

The Final Frontier

So, today is Earth Day. I started thinking… what can I do to celebrate? Good thing wikihow.com provides a list of 15 ways to celebrate. I’m just going to pick my 5 favorites.

  1. Reduce, reuse and recycle all day long (but after that, I’m done)
  2. Sing or listen to “Earth” songs (I am going to limit this 3 John Denver songs and my own version of “Home on the Range”)
  3. Consider buying a carbon offset to make up for the greenhouse gas emissions you create on the other 364 days of the year (OK, I considered it… riduculous)
  4. Wear green and/or brown (because this will fix it!!)
  5. Hold an Earth Day fair (because the best way to celebrate Earth Day is to use posterboard and markers)

Now that I have done my part, I encourage you to comment with your own ideas. Recycle your feces, buy some $10.00 light bulbs, or meditate (whatever it takes to clear you conscience).

Have a rockin’ Earth Day, you deserve it!

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World’s Most Obnoxious Blogger?

April 21st, 2008 by Evil Carbon

Finally someone said it. EvilCarbon.com was nominated for the “Most Obnoxious Blogger” at the blogger’s choice awards. I say vote, vote, vote. No one has directly called me “obnoxious”, but I have been called a “sick human being”, a moron, a dumb human, a sucker, angry and a tool.

I disagree.

I did have a sinus infection last week but I don’t think that makes me “sick”. A moron describes a person with a mental age located between eight and 12 (IQ of 51-70), I scored over 120. Dumb human, who talks like that? A sucker, no. Angry, maybe a little. A tool? Not when the comment comes from this guy, Damien McGrath (damo_103@hotmail.com).

Obnoxious? Well, I just might be.

My site was nominated for Most Obnoxious Blogger!

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