Monday, July 7, 2008

World’s Most Obnoxious Blogger?

April 21st, 2008 by Evil Carbon

Finally someone said it. EvilCarbon.com was nominated for the “Most Obnoxious Blogger” at the blogger’s choice awards. I say vote, vote, vote. No one has directly called me “obnoxious”, but I have been called a “sick human being”, a moron, a dumb human, a sucker, angry and a tool.

I disagree.

I did have a sinus infection last week but I don’t think that makes me “sick”. A moron describes a person with a mental age located between eight and 12 (IQ of 51-70), I scored over 120. Dumb human, who talks like that? A sucker, no. Angry, maybe a little. A tool? Not when the comment comes from this guy, Damien McGrath (damo_103@hotmail.com).

Obnoxious? Well, I just might be.

My site was nominated for Most Obnoxious Blogger!

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Evil Carbon Wear is here!!!

March 6th, 2008 by Evil Carbon

‘Nuke the Whales’ and ‘My Dad’s Greener Than Your Dad’ T-shirts are now available!! Click to see!!

Nuke the Whales

My Dad's Greener Than Your Dad

Buy one or I make one about baby seals!

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An email to downwithcarbon.org

January 31st, 2008 by Evil Carbon

I run a website called EvilCarbon.com. I wouldn’t say I am pro- or anti-global warming, but I am against scams and money making operations based on the fear of global warming… I think they call that fear-mongering. I posted an article on January 4th entitled, “Earthrace - A $3,000,000 wave-busting turd” and in response to the article the Earthrace people mentioned your site downwithcarbon.org, buying carbon offsets from you as the method they were going to run the race carbon-neutral.

From browsing your site it seems to me that people/companies

1. Buy carbon offsets from you

2. You buy equipment (with their money) to convert waste oil to biodiesel

3. You sell the biodiesel (you keep the money)

Sounds like a free ride to me. In my business, the people who give me money are called investors, not suckers. Maybe you guys are smarter than me. This is truly “something for nothing”… the “free lunch” does exist. I await your response at EvilCarbon.com.

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Evil Carbon is born

December 5th, 2007 by Evil Carbon

Welcome to the forum at EvilCarbon.com! This is where we get the truth out about Global Warming, Carbon Credits, Footprints, Sinks and Offsets, being “Green” and why Al Gore is the world’s biggest douche bag.

A little about me and the site…

As they say, you can’t bullshit a bullshitter. Well… I’m a bullshitter. Global warming is bullshit. Want proof? You won’t find it, either way. Thirty years ago, I sat in science class and listened to the teacher rattle on about how the next ice age was coming and that we were running out of oil. Hmm… sure gas is over $3.00 a gallon, but not due to short supply and temperatures are rising? I guess my science teacher, Mr. Wagner, was wrong. I didn’t believe him then and I don’t believe what the media is saying now.

You might be asking, “why does this guy think his view is so special, what the hell does he know?” I’ll tell you… I am sick of the media and government and hippies and tenured college professors and their brainwashed pupils and bloodsucking environmental groups and bloggers and celebrities and politicians and Al Gore shoving their agenda down my throat. I play with my kids, I love my wife, I pay my bills and taxes, I employ several people, I give to the poor, I go to church and I take the garbage out. I will drive what I want, I will pay for premium gas for my Audi TT Roadster, I will cut my grass before 6:00, I will use my recycling bin for storing unused paint, I will leave my lights on while I’m at work, I will keep my thermostat at 71 in the summer and 73 in the winter and I currently have over 7,000 Christmas lights on from 6 until midnight. I do these things because it makes my family and me happy. Remember that “Pursuit of Happiness” thing? No. Maybe you should brush up on the Declaration of Independence.

Now about the site… why EvilCarbon.com?

Simple… I’m here to piss off the hippies! That’s it.

My carbon footprint is bigger than yours and you know what they say about big feet.


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