Monday, July 7, 2008

Happy Earth Day, Bitches

April 22nd, 2008 by Evil Carbon

The Final Frontier

So, today is Earth Day. I started thinking… what can I do to celebrate? Good thing wikihow.com provides a list of 15 ways to celebrate. I’m just going to pick my 5 favorites.

  1. Reduce, reuse and recycle all day long (but after that, I’m done)
  2. Sing or listen to “Earth” songs (I am going to limit this 3 John Denver songs and my own version of “Home on the Range”)
  3. Consider buying a carbon offset to make up for the greenhouse gas emissions you create on the other 364 days of the year (OK, I considered it… riduculous)
  4. Wear green and/or brown (because this will fix it!!)
  5. Hold an Earth Day fair (because the best way to celebrate Earth Day is to use posterboard and markers)

Now that I have done my part, I encourage you to comment with your own ideas. Recycle your feces, buy some $10.00 light bulbs, or meditate (whatever it takes to clear you conscience).

Have a rockin’ Earth Day, you deserve it!

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Evil Carbon Wear is here!!!

March 6th, 2008 by Evil Carbon

‘Nuke the Whales’ and ‘My Dad’s Greener Than Your Dad’ T-shirts are now available!! Click to see!!

Nuke the Whales

My Dad's Greener Than Your Dad

Buy one or I make one about baby seals!

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