Happy Earth Day, Bitches
Evil Carbon

So, today is Earth Day. I started thinking… what can I do to celebrate? Good thing wikihow.com provides a list of 15 ways to celebrate. I’m just going to pick my 5 favorites.
- Reduce, reuse and recycle all day long (but after that, I’m done)
- Sing or listen to “Earth” songs (I am going to limit this 3 John Denver songs and my own version of “Home on the Range”)
- Consider buying a carbon offset to make up for the greenhouse gas emissions you create on the other 364 days of the year (OK, I considered it… riduculous)
- Wear green and/or brown (because this will fix it!!)
- Hold an Earth Day fair (because the best way to celebrate Earth Day is to use posterboard and markers)
Now that I have done my part, I encourage you to comment with your own ideas. Recycle your feces, buy some $10.00 light bulbs, or meditate (whatever it takes to clear you conscience).
Have a rockin’ Earth Day, you deserve it!
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